Too Smelly For Smelly

September 9, 2007 / Posted by:
Johnny Borrell said that his relationship with Kiki Dunst didn't work out, because he's too smelly. Too smelly for Kiki?! Kiki looks like she wears stained chonies for days, so you must have to be really stank to offend her ass.
Johnny said, "We were leading different lifestyles. It's over. She believes in equality, that a bloke should chip in with the housework. Fair enough, but I'm messy, and I love messing around with bikes.

"She couldn't stand the smell of stale fags, beer and kebabs in her nice living room. Can't say I blame her, really."

Stale fags? Sounds just like my living room.  

That's rich! Kiki the clean freak! Who'da thunk it? If only bitch would care for her own saggy ass the same way she cares for her living room.  

Source: The Mirror



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