Double The Fug
September 8, 2007 / Posted by: Michael K
Ashlee Simpson needs to drop into Dr. 90210's office or whoever did her nose job and get a redo. That thing is dropping fast and will cover her mouth soon. Actually, maybe that's not such a bad thing. It will keep her beak shut!
Jessica on the other hand should pursue a career in the NFL. She seriously would make a great linebacker! She used to be so hot and then she went and overprocessed herself! At least she kept her mouth shut most of the night….towards the end she had to let it slip just a little. She can't help it.
Here's Ass and Jess at the opening of Just Cavalli in NYC last night.
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