Wonky Sues Again!

September 7, 2007 / Posted by:
Paris Hilton's lawyers have filed a Federal lawsuit against Hallmark for using her picture and trademarked catchphrase "That's Hot" for a $2.49 greeting card.  Wonk wants $500,000 in damages and an injunction barring Hallmark from further exploitation of her name and likeness.
One of the cards is called the "waitress" card and features Paris serving some dude breakfast while saying "That's Hot." Click here to see it.
She should sue herself for further exploiting her skank ass. Actually, we should sue her for forcing us to look at her wonk face! It's also seriously disgusting that she trademarked "That's Hot." I know bitches that have been using that for years.  
Source: The Smoking Gun
Image: Splash
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