On dealing with her incredible success:
"Selling 24 million albums hasn't really affected me, but it has changed things. I can't walk into a room full of people any more without everybody turning their heads, and I can only eat in certain restaurants where I know I won't get hassled. But that's OK. I was born to do this, and so I've learned how to cope."
Sweetie, they are only turning around to laugh at your ass, because you look like a poser fool!
On her competition:
"Someone like Kelly Clarkson is beautiful and has a pretty voice, but with me you get a much stronger image. I'm tough, I have a look that girls want to copy, and I sound a particular way. It's good if you're not easily ignored. And I'm not."
Stronger image? Girls copying you? Darling, ten years ago you could waltz into any High School in America and see at least 10 girls that looked just like you and did it better.
On her generosity:
"I am a very giving person. When the hurricane thing happened, I went to my closet, filled six boxes of stuff and said to my assistant, 'Take it to Katrina!' I also like to give stuff to people who are my 'workers,' especially if they don't make much money."
Give her a Nobel Peace Prize already! She's such a giving soul! The sad thing is someone is walking around New Orleans with an "Emily the Strange" t-shirt and creepers.
On her polarizing personality:
"People love me and people hate me, but I'm comfortable in my own skin and that's what counts. And anyway if you do hate me, you're the loser, not me."
Avril please put out another album already, so it could tank and we'd never have to hear from you again!
Above is Avril looking like Penelope Pussycat with a bad dye job at Fashion Rocks last night.