I’m So Going To Watch This
September 7, 2007 / Posted by: Michael K
MySpace star, sometimes recording artist and straight-up HO, Tila Tequila, got herself a reality dating show on MTV. Tila announced on her MySpace yesterday that the show will follow her as she finds love among dudes and chicks, because she is not strictly dickly.
My new reality show on MTV will be like NO OTHER SHOW ON TELEVISION HISTORY! My show is about finding true love, because for me….having over 2 million friends is cool but sometimes it makes it hard for me to find someone real, and someone whom I can trust and love…..but there is a catch…..the show will be about me finding love as a BISEXUAL!!!!! THAT IS CRAZY RIGHT? So on my new reality show there will be 16 male contestants and 16 female contestants all fighting for my love….the only twist is….yes, there is another twist….the only twist is that these guys and these girls have NO IDEA that I am bisexual and that they are competing against each others sexes!!! GUYS AGAINST GIRLS….WHO WILL I END UP HOOKING UP WITH????? WILL I BE STRAIGHT OR LESBIAN IN THE END?????
Even though I will most likely catch some strange and rare monkey STD from watching this, I will take my chances.
"WILL I BE STRAIGHT OR LESBIAN IN THE END???"
I think that's my life motto now. It makes so much sense.
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