White Oprah Is Penning A Response Right Now

September 6, 2007 / Posted by:
Jodie Foster is the latest person to blame White Oprah for all of Lindsay Lohan's troubles.
Jodie who was a child star herself said, "Can I just ask, where is her mother? I mean, really, where is her mother?"

"When I was their age, there were no big 18-year-old stars… Now, we want the 17-year-olds so we can bleed them for all they're worth and squeeze as much money as we possibly can out of them – and then their career will be over in something like three years."

Yeah, basically. I can't wait for White Oprah's response. She's probably drowning her sorrows in Strawberry Hill and once she wakes up from her booze induced coma she will tell Jodie off I'm sure. 

In other Blohan news, Michael Lohan is currently in Utah visiting her reports Access Hollywood. She apparently has not seen her dad in more than 2 years. It'll be a quick trip I'm sure. He'll say "Hi Lina….Oh…Lindsay! Lindsay! Sorry, sorry. Hey kid, you look good and all that. Praise Jesus. Can you spot your old pop a couple of Benjamins." True that.




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