Roasted Nuts

September 6, 2007 / Posted by:
Gordon Ramsay said he was recently rushed to hospital after he burned his nutsack on a burner while cooking.
He said, "I burnt my right bollock and I'm in absolutely agony. You wouldn't believe how much this hurts. The other day I was standing too close to the hob when I was cooking. I was wearing these cotton trousers and underneath I was going commando. Suddenly I felt this searing heat. I went, 'Fuck me, bollocks to that', and for once I was spot on. My balls were burning."
"I went to the hospital because of the excruciating pain. I had an ultrasound and I get the results on Friday. People think I went in for a knee injury, but that's bollocks."
That's what that bitch gets. That was a warning and next time the flame is gonna go for the trunk. Seriously, I've burnt my peen tip while cooking. It actually felt sort of good at first, but then it hurt like a mofo.  
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