Crossing My Fingers

September 6, 2007 / Posted by:
 
MTV has confirmed that Britney Spears will open this Sunday's VMAs with her new single "Gimme More (Cheetos)." They also confirmed that she's working with Criss Angel to make her ass disappear and shit.
 
The show's executive producer said, "I guess, looking back, we've had a great history with her. Some of the biggest TV performances [of her career] have been at the VMAs. And fortunately, [when we approached her about performing], she was into it and excited to do it. I wanted her to come on and make a statement right from the very beginning of the show. And she'll kill it. I wanted to start the show in a very big and dramatic way, and she's the one to do that. She'll captivate everyone, and set the tone for the rest of the night. There's no one better."
 
Just please keep her clothes on and make sure the weave's tight. I really hope she's surrounded by dancing Cheetos. That would be the best performance ever.
 
 
 
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