The Pig At The Party
September 5, 2007 / Posted by: Michael K
Lily Allen showed up to the GQ Men of the Year Awards last night cleaned up and looking like a lady. Well, a lady pig in a dress. It didn't take long for annoying Lily to…well…annoy everyone around her and get kicked out! Back to the trough for you!
During Madonna's presentation Lily oinked loudly pissing everyone off.
A witness said, "Lily was being rude and loud, she was chatting all the way through and it was painfully obvious. At first nobody noticed but then it was evident what she was doing – even Madge gave her a look."
When Lily got up to go to the bathroom the bitch fell, because she was so sloshed! When she started smoking in the venue near a "No Smoking" sign that's when her people gathered her up and tossed her out before she could cause them anymore problems.
Lily seriously is a pig. She'd be the kind of bitch that would fart during sex and not even apologize!
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