I Don’t Want To Fight No More

September 5, 2007 / Posted by:
Two old fogies kissed and made up at the GQ Men of the Year Awards in London yesterday.
At an awards show in 2004 Elton John famously said, ""Madonna, best fucking live act? Fuck off! Since when has lip-synching been live?"


"That's me off her fucking Christmas card list but do I give a toss? No."

And that comment started their  pepaw feud which ended last night when Elton introduced Madonna. Elton said, "This is a moment you thought you would never see." Then they hugged, bumped vaginas and Madonna said, He had "written a grovelling apology and offered to join the Kabbalah".

Such a comedienne that one! 

Madonna cleans up well and it's nice to see her covering her shit up and dressing her age. She is starting to look a little like Debbie Harry though, but I'll take what I can get.

It's also nice to see these two kiss and make up. They don't have a lot of time and now they can spend time together sharing stories over Worther's Originals about how their Depends leave them chffed.

Below is Mad, David Collins and Elton John at last night's award where Madonna won Man of the Year. NO!!!! But she should have. I mean she had a good year, jeez!   

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