Get Your Masks Out!
September 5, 2007 / Posted by: Michael K
On Sunday night at Dune in the Hamptons Tommy Lee and some skank shocked party goers when they stared fucking out in the open. Several witnesses say the two were flat out engaging in sexual intercourse on a banquette.
A witness said, "When Tommy walked in, he asked, 'Is it cool to have sex in here?' The hostess thought he was kidding, but . . . then he just went to town with this girl. We were trying not to pay attention because it was so disgusting."
How can you fucking NOT look?! First I'd have to make a trip to the free clinic to update all my shots and get a mask, but then I'd be front row and center to see Tommy at bat! Well, I'd have to build a tent out of mosquito net to protect me from the STD fumes, but then I'd seriously enjoy the view.
It disgusts me how fucking dirty he is and I'd still let him go balls deep. I'd probably die from infection, but it'd be worth it!
Source: Page Six
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