Don’t Eff With Trouble!

September 5, 2007 / Posted by:
Leona Helmsley famously left her hot bitch, Trouble, $12 Million and ordered her brother to care for her. Her brother, Alvin Rosenthal, apparently has no interest in dealing with Trouble. The bitch is currently being cared for by staffers at Leona's 28-room mansion in Connecticut. 
That's not the only issue Trouble has to deal with. Leona's former housekeeper is planning to sue the dog for biting her several times. Zamfira Sfara sued Leona a few years ago, but the case was thrown out of court.  Zamfira claims Trouble bit her so hard that she still wears a brace to this day.
Zamfira's son said, "That dog got money. That money is going to be taken away from that dog."
Looks like Trouble needs a lawyer.
Zamfira better watch her ass! Trouble's got her number and has friends in high places. Well, actually low places and friends that lick their own piss, but still! She has a lot of friends.
Is it legal for me to marry Trouble? I've proposed several times, but that dumb bitch won't answer me. I even sent her over a basket of cat cookies! A dog's favorite!
Our commenting rules are pretty simple: If you make any overly offensive comment (racist, bigoted, etc..) or go way off topic when not in an Open Post, your comments will be deleted and you will be banned. If you see an offensive or spammy comment you think should be deleted, flag it for the mods and they'll be forever grateful and give you their first born (although, you probably don't want that).

alt="drupal analytics" >