This Is Wino Cleaned Up

September 4, 2007 / Posted by:
The term "can't get clean" was basically invented for Amy Wino. I mean this is as good as it gets! Wino made a surprise apperance at tonight's Mercury Awards in London where she sang her new song "Love Is A Losing Game." She was joined by her rat bastard husband and her daddy, Mitch.
The host told the audience that Wino had the best voice he's ever heard. Well, he's never heard Celine "I Am The Greatest Singer In The World" Dion blow before.  
What the hell is going on with that dress? It looks like when the mice in Cinderella put together her ballgown for the party and this is what they had like halfway through making it. Wino probably had her crack mice put something together for her, but they got passed out from smoking too much and she ended up with this! 
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