The Paves Is A Busy Woman

September 3, 2007 / Posted by:
Looks like all that bike riding, hiking, water rafting and doing overall nature shit hasn't changed Blohan one bit. Blohan summoned Ken Paves to send one of his weave bitches to her rehab facility in Utah for a redo. Sources say Blohan wants to look hot for another upcoming photoshoot.
A couple of weeks ago OK! Magazine shot some pictures of Lohan rehabbing which a friend claims she knew nothing about. "Someone on the premises of the rehab took pictures of her and sold them. She didn't know about it, and it was a violation."
LIAR MOUTH! Do these pictures look posed or not? Her hair is done, her make-up is done and she's giving major pose. Please! Bitch can't even read and I'm sure someone had to tell her which way was right side up!  
I'm also pretty sure that Paves is sending her coke weaves! She probably heats it up in the microwave, cuts it up and there you go! Holy Hell! That's brilliant. We should market that shit to celebrities, we'd make a killing.
Also, click here to see that hot bitch Tori Amos and her song about Blohan called "I'M NOT STUPID."
Source: Page Six
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