Going Down

September 2, 2007 / Posted by:
 
Larry "I'M SO NOT GAY" Craig announced yesterday that he was checking out as Idaho's Senator bitch effective September 30th.
 
With his wife by his side the 62-year-old said, "What is best for Idaho has always been the focus of my efforts, and it is no different today. To Idahoans I represent, to my staff, my Senate colleagues, but most importantly to my wife and my family, I apologize for what I have caused. I am deeply sorry."
 
"I have little control over what people choose to believe. But clearly my name is important to me, and my family is so very important also. Having said that, to pursue my legal options as I continue to serve Idaho would be an unwanted and unfair distraction of my job and for my Senate colleagues."
 
He went on to say "And I'm strictly dickly." I WISH!
 
The Republicans are apparently happy, because they don't want gay at their party! The politically conservative and anti-gay Larry still stands by the claim that he's not gay and he was set up. 
 
What's a Larry to do now? Ten bucks says he's going to get a job as one of those human urinals at the gay bars. 
 
I'm also patiently waiting for his wife to make her claim on how her man ain't gay and she knows this, because he eats her kitty every night and shit. Well, not in those exact words.
 
Larry for Idaho's Gay Pride Grand Marshal '08! 
 
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