September 2, 2007 / Posted by: Michael K
Heath Ledger and Michelle Williams are no longer making greasy, hipster love together reports UsWeekly . They claim the couple took the scissors to their relationship weeks ago. The two share a Brooklyn townhouse as well as a daughter they call Mathilda.
A source said, "The relationship had been rocky recently. They tried very hard to make it work but finally decided to separate. They just grew apart."
Finally! Heath wised up and realized the hotness was being sucked from him by that bag of marshmallows! Heath never learns though. He always shacks up with blonde bores. My guess is he'll take Julia Stiles next. GROSS.
Oh Michelle! I'll be that shoulder you need to cry on. After that I'll stick a twig up your ass, roast you up and spread you on a delicious graham cracker topped with a Hershey square!