Where The Hell Is Rachel Zoe?!

September 1, 2007 / Posted by:
Phylis Canion claims she has found the head of the chupacabra outside of her ranch in Cuero, Texas. Phylis and her neighbors found 3 bodies of the 40-pound creatures back in July. She kept the head one of them in her freezer, so she could run some DNA tests on it. CSI: SUCIO!
Phylis said that in the past 2 years, 26 of her chickens have died from having all of their blood sucked from them. She believes the chupacabra is the cause of this.
She's also gone all out with the chupacabra thing and is selling t-shirts and shit. 
Some experts aren't quite sure and believe that Phylis might have just found a dog.
I was worried about Rachel "Chupacabra" Zoe  , so I did a quick search and was relieved to find out she's alive and well. HAHAHA Phylis Canion! The REAL Chupacabra has once again evaded you! Long live chupa!!!
Thanks Kiki & Tam
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