Terrence, I Guarantee She Doesn’t Use Baby Wipes
September 1, 2007 / Posted by: Michael K
Terrence Howard told Elle Magazine recently that he won't mess with a girl unless she uses baby wipes on the vagina and ass, because toilet paper doesn't clean the area completely. He went on to say that if he didn't see baby wipes in her bathroom he would school her and if she didn't fix the problem, they were done.
Hmmm….and he's talking to Paris Hilton and touching her? Terrence, you're giving us mixed messages! I'm not even sure she uses toilet paper. Her vagina probably gobbles everything that's put in front of it. I mean it was trained to do that, so you can't hate on it. Her vagina is like a pit bull!
Here's Paris and Terrence at the "Playing For Good" charity benefit in Mallorca, Spain last night. Someone needs to tell Paris that the "playing" part in that title probably has nothing to do with getting sexed. Sexing For Good! Now that's a charity I can work with.
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