Clooney Is Not Manorexic, He’s Just On A Diet

September 1, 2007 / Posted by:
George Clooney says he's not ill, he's just on a strict diet. After pictures of George shirtless hit a couple of weeks ago, some speculated that he was suffering from some kind of illness. I love it when it's men it's called "illness" but when it's women it's called "anorexia."
Anyway, George explained his strict diet and exercise regimen,  "Well, we do a lot of aerobics, a lot of dance, there is a lot of jazz-ercise, the ab-master, there's the butt-blaster or whatever it's called. And also there is a lot of yoga."
Jazz-ercise?! This bitch is joking! I don't think it's the weight loss, I think it's the lack of sleep or something. Bitch looks drained and tired. He should also keep the clothes on. He looks like Gollum!
I'd still race gerbils with him, though. Wait, that's Richard Gere. FUCK! I always confuse those two.
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