At Least She’s Clean?

September 1, 2007 / Posted by:
 
Promoters of the new LAX in Las Vegas were rumored to be worried that Britney Spears would be a no-show at the Grand Opening last night. Weeks ago Brit Brit was announced as the special guest host. Well, Brit came through even though she was 2 hours late.
 
Brit reportedly made $100,000 for the night. Photographers said that Brit breezed through the red carpet and refused to give any interviews. The owner of LAX had to stop and force her to take a couple of pictures which she did for about 15 seconds and then she exited the red carpet.  The easiest $100,000 ever.
 
At least she's not a total wreck. I mean for Britney this is good. Her dress is clean, there's no cheeto residue in her teeth and the weave isn't completely ratty. Yes, she's a mess….but considering that my expectations aren't that high, this is OK.
 
Brit's rumored man toy, Criss Angel, also showed up. That man always looks like he's just crawled out from the inside of a roach motel. He's like a low-rent Tommy Lee without the 10-inch cock.
 
 
 
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