The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNERS For August 30th!!!

August 31, 2007 / Posted by:
 
IT'S A TIE:
 
Tori Spelling was actually booked for Dancing with the Stars until
she sent them her audition tape. – Hermosa 90210
 
and
 
He may think he fooled authorities, but I bet he STILL gets a DUI. – hoozer
 
Runner-up:
 
The Toyota Lardass: A brand new, fuel-efficient family vehicle with
room for 5. Runs on twinkies, cheetos, and low self-esteem disguised
as kinky sexual openness. – LSP
 
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