August 31, 2007 / Posted by: Michael K
I just want to jump through the screen, take George Clooney's hot pepaw ass to the Bliss Spa where we can slather ourselves in Cucumber seeds or whatever they slather on you and then slip into a comfy bed where I'll sing him a lullaby while brushing his beard with a silver comb. Bitch is looking beat.
I'll even drive his ass to Indiana where we can borrow some sleeping pills from Holly (see below).
Here's tired George and that hot Snow Queen of a woman Tilda Swinton at the Venice Film Festival.
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