Coked Up Pussy

August 31, 2007 / Posted by:
 
No, this isn't a story about Lindsay Lohan doing cokie in the cooze. It's about this cat on coke. Poor pussy.
 
An Australian moron took his 8-month old cat to the vet after the cat's pupils were dilated and its heart was racing. The man confessed to the vet that the cat was locked in a cupboard overnight. He said the cat also had trouble walking, but denied that the cat had been exposed to anything toxic.
 
The cat would not allow the vets to perform any kinds of tests on it. It was basically freaking out. The vets kept questioning the man on what really went on with the cat. The vet decided that he wasn't getting any answers from the man, so he called up the man's wife. She admitted that the cat licked up a whole plate of cocaine that was served at a dinner party 2 days earlier.
 
Since there is no law requiring that vets report such incidents to the police the man was allowed to take the coked up pussy home.  
 
This is an epidemic! First, Pete Doherty's kittens test positive for cocaine and now this?! The pussies of the world are in trouble and we need to help them! 
 
That pussy is no joke. It lapped up an entire plate of the white stuff and didn't die.
 
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