Wide Open

August 30, 2007 / Posted by:
A source told UsWeekly that Jessica Simpson was shocked when she found out John Mayer was dating Cameron Diaz. And how did they figure out she was shocked?
"She had her mouth open a mile wide when she found out,” says the source. “She just freaked.”
Dear Source. I've got news! That skank's mouth is always open! Day, night, morning, evening, afternoon, eating, drinking, caca-ing…it's open. It's just open. It's permanently open!
Anyway, this genius source also says that Jess still has feelings for him and is sad he has moved on.
Cammy and John were last seen "canoodling" on August 24th in NYC.


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