August 30, 2007 / Posted by: Michael K
Jordan whose real name is Katie Price has applied to have her real name registered as a trademark. The 29-year-old plans to use her real name to endorse a line of hair products including hair-dryers and rollers.
Any parties including anyone named Katie Price has three months to formally object before an official ruling is made.
She should register "dumb whore" as a trademark. That's a much more fitting name for her hair product line. She doesn't even have hair, so how the hell can she endorse products! That thing on her head isn't even hair, it's like yarn! She should open up a yarn store not sell hair products.
There has to be hundreds and hundreds of Katie Prices and I'm sure at least one of them would like to sell hair products one day. HA!
The Sun is also looking for all the Katie Prices out there and they will pay you for your time. Hahaha…Jordan! Foiled!
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