What A Rich Bitch, Literally!!!!

August 29, 2007 / Posted by:
Leona Helmsley was so damn hot that I can't stand it! That royal bitch left her favorite bitch, Trouble, $12 Million!!! Leona's precious maltese dog was given a trust fund that was made public yesterday. Leon's brother, Alvin Rosenthal, was also given millions and named as Trouble's caretaker. Trouble will also be buried next to Leona in a luxurious mausoleum. The mausoleum must also be steam-cleaned once a year.
Leona left $5 Million each to 2 of her four grandchildren, but they must visit their father's grave site once a year or they don't get SHIT! She didn't leave one red cent to her other 2 grandchildren for "reasons they are aware of." Damn, she's so hot! 
I never thought in my life that I would have the desire to marry a female let alone a female bitch, but Trouble is just the one for me. We'll have such a beautiful life together Trouble! I'll sniff your butt as much as you want and chew the beedy beeds off your precious hair. 
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