You Never Know What You’re Gonna Get

August 28, 2007 / Posted by:
 
I never know what I'm going to get with Janet Jackson. One day she's working that shelf ass and the next day she's as skinny as an Olsen after a 10-day detox. Yesterday Janet was somewhere in between at the opening night of the US Open. I like my Janet Jackson this way. Yes, her face is still frozen in time, but methinks that's a Jackson gene.
 
She's also looking fresher, because that Troll Dupri isn't around. Don't let him fool you. He's not one of those do-gooder trolls like the Olsens. He looks like one of those evil ones that eat Leprechauns and shit. I really hope she didn't marry his ass in secret
 
 
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