Ahahaha! You Like Dick!

August 28, 2007 / Posted by:
I love it when these bitches get caught! Senator Larry Crag is a conservative married with children Republican from Idaho. Homegirl is also anti-gay. It's always those!
Well, Larry was arrested back in June for trying to get dick in an airport bathroom. Homo say what? He also pleaded guilty earlier this month, paid a fine and was on his way.
Larry was never actually caught sucking dick in the bathroom. An officer on the scene noticed he was making "hand signals" consistent with someone wishing to get all homo and shit. What the hell kind of hand signals do that? The YMCA dance?
The officer wrote this lengthy description on what went down. It's actually pretty hilarious. There was a lot of toe tapping, hand signaling and shit going on. Damn, they make you work to get dick in a public bathroom. Isn't it easier just to ask "Can I suck it?"  
Larry issued this statement yesterday, "I complained to the police that they were misconstruing my actions. … I was not involved in any inappropriate conduct. … I should have had the advice of counsel in resolving this matter. In hindsight, I should not have pled guilty. I was trying to handle this matter myself quickly and expeditiously."
Yesterday, Larry resigned from Presidential candidate Mitt Romney's election team. 
This isn't Larry's first time at the rodeo. In 1982 he was accused of having sex with a male page and doing coke with him. He's also actively denied he was gay over the years. 
In 1994 he said this, "Once again, I'm not gay, and I don't cruise, and I don't hit on men. I have no idea how he drew that conclusion. A smile? Here is one thing I do out in public: I make eye contact, I smile at people, they recognize me, they say, ‘Oh, hi, Senator.' Or, ‘Do I know you?'
"I've been in this business 27 years in the public eye here. I don't go around anywhere hitting on men, and by God, if I did, I wouldn't do it in Boise, Idaho! Jiminy!"
No, but you toe-tap and do hand signals! GAY!
Thanks Algene
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