August 27, 2007 / Posted by: Michael K
Gisele Bundchen's name has been floating around for the past couple of days as a possible contestant on the D-list extravaganza "Dancing with the Stars." TMZ reports that she will join the cast and it will be announced on Wednesday. Here's the rest of the rumored bitches:
Aaron Carter – Methface of Methfaces
Wayne Newton – Mr. Plastic Las Vegas
Mark Cuban – Billionaire which means small dicked
Jane Seymour – Lovely
Scary Spice – Yeah…
Tori Spelling – BARF!
Jennie Garth – Take Donna Martin down!
Floyd Mayweather – Hot boxer
Richard Quest – Some nerd
Sabrina Bryan – Some ho
Helio Castroneves – Race car driver
Lou Ferrigno – The Hulk
Nia Peeples – Hotness!!!
This is going to be a bad blood bath. WHY Gisele WHY?!
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