The Third Person

August 27, 2007 / Posted by:
The Duchess of Cornbread, Camilla Parker Bowles, had apparently been dreading going to the memorial service for Diana this Friday. Prince Charles apparently wanted Camilla to be there. Sources say the two had many a fight over attending the service on Friday.
A source said, "All eyes would have been on her. We would have been thinking, 'What's Camilla doing? Is she crying? Is she feeling awkward?'

"It would have been awful for her. It was madness to think she should have gone."

The Queen allowed Camilla not to attend. Cams issued this statement: ""I am very touched to have been invited by Prince William and Prince Harry to attend the thanksgiving service for their mother Diana, Princess of Wales. I accepted and wanted to support them, however, on reflection I believe my attendance could divert attention from the purpose of the occasion which is to focus on the life and service of Diana.

"I'm grateful to my husband, William and Harry for supporting my decision."

Awkward! I would be afraid people would throw vegetables at my ass and shit! It's a good thing Camilla can stay home and watch "Murder She Wrote" with a slice of Sarah Lee pound cake.



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