August 27, 2007 / Posted by: Michael K
First things first, remember Bit Bit (pictured above)? Where the hell is that dog. That was like her pride and joy last year and now I haven't seen that albino bitch in a long. Brit probably deep fried that ho up. Anyway, Brit has been freed of all dog abuse charges. The Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals wanted to speak to Brit about one of her dogs, London, breaking its leg.
The L.A. President of the SPCA said, “The dog didn’t need a real cast or surgery. There was just a splint put on the dog. The dog got under someone’s foot in the walk-in closet. It’s not that unusual for people to step on their dogs by accident or trip over them. Things like this can happen.” Uh huh, bitch found out KFed subppoenaed one of her friends again and kicked it in anger. Anyway, Brit is clear of all alleged wrong doing. Hooray for dogs of the world, NOT.
Earlier I wrote about child services launching an investigation against Brit Brit Spears. Well, DFCS said they are following up on tips they received from several anonymous sources. The sources claim Brit doesn't brush the boys' teeth, doesn't put them to bed and gives them booze to shush them up. Why couldn't she be my mom? Reportedly, Brit feeds the boys alcohol so they can be quiet and sleepy.
These supposed secret allegations ended up in legal papers filed by KFed's lawyer which makes it look like KFed was the one making the complaints.
DRAMZ! Jesus, I need a drink after all this. I should call up JJ and SPF, they probably know where the booze is cheap and unlimited.
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