Jordan Doesn’t Want To Be A Molly Mum
August 26, 2007 / Posted by: Michael K
Jordan only recently popped out her Royal Highness, Princess Tiaamii, but she's already itching to get back to her old body for fear that Peter Andre will grow tired of her.
She said, “I want to get back into shape for me, not because people think I should. I want to be a yummy mummy, not a Molly mum!"
“When some women have kids they let themselves go – I call that a Molly mum. They don’t bother dressing up and forget about themselves. It’s important to look good because in some cases I think the man would lose interest and disappear."
Darling Jordan, the way to keep Peter Andre interested is to grow a dick, because I'm pretty sure that's what gets his juices flowing.
Also, are those things breasts? I mean they sort of look like breasts, but they look more like two giant cake donuts. Even those things can't stand Jordan and are trying to get away from her!
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