Homegirl Should’ve Won

August 25, 2007 / Posted by:

RECOUNT! Miss South Carolina, Lauren Caitlin, was ROBBED! Lauren was third runner-up at last night’s Miss Teen USA pageant and she really should’ve won. She gave the most intelligent, thought-provoking and concise answer to the question she was asked. Judge for yourself!

The question was that a recent poll showed that some Americans can’t find the USA on a world map and why do you think this is?

Mensa’s newest member answered, “I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because, uhmmm, some people out there in our nation don’t have maps and uh, I believe that our, I, education like such as uh, South Africa, and uh, the Iraq, everywhere like such as, and I believe that they should, uhhh, our education over here in the US should help the US, uh, should help South Africa, it should help the Iraq and the Asian countries so we will be able to build up our future, for us.”

And how did she not win?! Donald Trump hates smart people! Wait, maybe she didn’t win, because she’s not a teen! Girlfriend looks not a day under 35!

Thanks Jillian & Carissa

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