August 24, 2007 / Posted by: Michael K
Move over CNN! Here comes Perez Hilton! Well, I've been sitting around eating a raw hot dog waiting to see if Fidel Castro his bit the big one. Perez Hilton reported TOTALLY EXCLUSIVE LIKE REALLY EXCLUSIVE that friend to all, Fidel is worm meat. Not since JR! The suspense is killing me. I'm not into politics, but I'm into Nancy Grace saying hot things on TV…so let me know if I have to watch Nancy tonight or not!
I've also been reading the comments on Jezebel and here's one of my faves:
Not Fidel Castro, Perez. Fidela CASTRATO, the South Beach tranny lounge singer.
Now you guys give me funny comments! I need material for cocktail hour!
Oh and thanks to the millions of you that sent this to me!
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