August 24, 2007 / Posted by: Michael K
Is Jerry Lewis going senile?! Bitch is grouchy. He needs to chew on more of those caramels that the old folks like. He had this to say about the death of Merv Griffin:
"I was very angry when I heard he died. He didn't have to die. He knew he had prostate cancer and he did nothing about it. He deserved to die."
"You can't have cancer and say, I'll be alright. You're not going to be alright. It's a malady that has to be addressed. I had it. I went and had it addressed and got it out of there."
NURSE! Give old pappy an enema!