Kiki Got Robbed!

August 24, 2007 / Posted by:
Who robbed Kiki?! Come on! Show me your hands! I'll check them for grease and stank.
Some dude named Jarrod Beinerman of Brooklyn allegedly robbed Kiki blind. Kiki was staying in the penthouse of the SoHo Grand Hotel while shooting some movie. The NY Post reports that Jarrod robbed her ass of a $13,000 Balenciaga purse, wallets, cameras and her iPod.
The thieving went down on August 9th right after Kiki left her room at 4:48 in the morning. Jarrod and another dude waltzed in the hotel after Kiki left, took a freight elevator up to the penthouse and walked into an open door. Genius. Like taking candy from a skank whore.
Police were able to ID the dude using hotel surveillance. He was arrested leaving court for possible heroin-sale charges.
Riddle me this. Homegirl has a $13,000 purse yet she looks like like that? She needs to put that purse on eBay and use the profits to buy some shampoo and Cetaphil or something.
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