Jakey’s Gal Pal Busted!!!

August 24, 2007 / Posted by:
Austin Nichols was one of the stars of the now cancelled HBO series "John From Cincinatti" but he's probably most known for being one of Jake Gyllenhaa's main bitches and there were rumors that the two were bumping buttholes.
Austin was arrested in Jackson, Michigan early this morning on suspicion of drunken driving according to MLive.com. Austin was pulled over on N. Jackson Street at 2:30 this morning and given a breath test then taken to jail.
Busted gay face! He actually looks alright from the front, but turn him to the side and he looks like a caveman who's head has been bashed one too many times.
What's with these bitches and drunk driving? Is it just that everyone drinks and drives? I don't think I know one bitch who has gone to jail for drunk driving. Ok…my uncle did…and one of my cousins…and one of my friends….oh…and…I'll shut up.
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