Nicole Richie Goes To Jail…AND SHE’S OUT!

August 23, 2007 / Posted by:
The Insider is reporting that Nicole Richie has checked herself into Paris Hilton's old haunt Lynwood Correctional Facility to begin serving her 4-day sentence. She already has a 1-day credit for the 6-hours she served when she was arrested.
Nicole was busted for driving under the influence last December. Homegirl was driving on the wrong side of the highway. She admitted to smoking weed and taking Vicodin for "cramps."
Nicole is currently knocked up with Joel Madden's baby! What a piece of trash! Knocked up in the big house!
She'll be out by Friday afternoon. TRUST!
The picture above is Nicole leaving lunch yesterday.
UPDATE – FUCK! I was way off. TMZ is reporting that bitch is out! Nicole checked in at 3:15pm and was out by 4:37pm. TIME SERVED! That's shorter than a movie! 82 minutes total! She apparently sat in a cell for a whole 35 minutes.
The County Sheriff issued this statement:
On August 23 2007, at 3:15 PM Miss Nicole Camille Richie reported to CRDF and surrendered herself following a July 27 arrest, she was sentenced to serve 96 hours in County Jail. Miss Richie was accompanied by her attorney, Shawn Chapman Holley and her boyfriend Joel Madden. Miss Richie was booked and processed into the jail system. Miss Richie was cooperative during the process. Based on her sentence and federal court guidelines, Miss Richie was released at 4:37 PM today.
HAHAH. First Blohan gets one day of jail and then Nicole serves not even 2 hours. You know Paris is punching all her dogs in anger!
I also just added her lovely mugshot! Not bad, you can tell in the picture bitch knows she's about to walk any minute. I can see it in her eyes, "I'm outta here in a quick minute, dumb sluts!"
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