August 23, 2007 / Posted by: Michael K
Brit Brit Spears is back in Los Angeles after a quick trip to France and Belgium where she wasn't photographed once. It's likely homegirl didn't even go to France or Belgium and it was all lies. Even though some dude claimed that Brit used his restroom in Belgium, it could've been a cute, little pig in a busted ass wig. Yes, pigs walk around like that in Europe. I've seen cartoons.
Anyway, a source close to Brit claims she wants to move to London and she's already making plans to do so. "She thinks her only hope is to move to London for a fresh start. She is so scared about losing her boys that her mind is racing trying to think of how to keep them."
This source also said Brit's working on her English accent. Ahahah! "Cheerios, y'all!"
And that little Justin Timberlake duet rumor? Apparently, it's a falsity. Yeah, I figured much.
Oooooh and that's that for the crazy train…for this hour anyway……