Truly Awful Music: The Hoff Sings!

August 22, 2007 / Posted by:

MY EARS! MY EARS! THE HOFF! MY EARS! MY EARS! BURNING! Singing on America’s Got Talent! OUCH! Last! OH IT HURTS! Night! MAKE IT STOP!!!!!!!

Hasn’t America been through enough?! Take him Germany! Keep him! PLEASE!!!! I will pay you!

Seriously, he makes Paris Hilton sound like fucking Maria Callas.

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