The Great Literary Talent That Is Paris Hilton Returns!

August 22, 2007 / Posted by:
Paris Hilton is currently working on a follow-up to her masterpiece "Confessions of an Heiress" according to . Paris' literary agent, Dan Strone, confirms that she's in the process of putting together a second book.
“She is thinking of doing a new book, and I don’t think I believe at this time, it’s contemplated to be a so-called prison diary. I don’t think that’s the direction she’s heading.”
I think what he meant was, she's thinking of doing a book…like literally doing it. Like doing sex to it, because that's probably the only object on Earth she hasn't humped.
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