Lucky Lohan

August 21, 2007 / Posted by:
 
Blohan may not face felony charges for her two DUI busts. TMZ reports that the Los Angeles District Attorney's Office will most likely reject the three possibly felonies and will not file coke charges for her Memorial Day bust.
 
She also faces felony coke charges for her July 24th bust, but apparently the D.A. will most likely not file those charges either.
 
The D.A. will most likely only file misdemeanor DUI charges for both busts which could land her in jail for 4 measely days. If she was convicted of felony charges she would find her ass in prison. 
 
TMZ also reports that Blohan's lawyers has been in constant communication with authorities which could mean a plea deal.
 
There's an arraignment scheduled for Friday, but if she's not charged with a felony bitch won't have to show her freckled face. 
 
I can hear White Oprah NOW saying how fair this is and she's so happy, blah, blah, blah….Bitch probably blew whoever she could just so Blohan could get off and she could go on The Insider and say just that. 
 
Celebrity justice yet again!
 
You best believe that if it happened to us, we'd be getting DPed by two broomsticks in prison right now.
 
 
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