Charlotte Church Is Still Pregnant

August 21, 2007 / Posted by:
I thought this bitch already popped one out. No, she's still knocked up.
Charlotte Church is also planning a water birth, because they are "all the rage." Um, they were all the rage about 5 years ago.
Charlotte's mother said, “Charl’s friend had a water birth recently and told her how fab it was, so she’s decided to go for it. Birthing pools are all the rage at the moment and there are lots of benefits too.”
They better get a birthing lake, bitch is HUGE! Can you say cankle city? I shouldn't laugh, I thought it was Britney from the back at first.
Charlotte also said that she's "happier than a pig in shit."  No need for me to take that one. She's handled it herself.
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