Diet Coke?!?

August 20, 2007 / Posted by:
 
Gummi Bear drinks Diet Coke? Why even bother?!
 
In other Gummi news, Page Six reports that just like his brother, Fat Elvis, Gummi is broke! Sources say they have been spotted trying to cash checks for small amounts. Reportedly, their family has cut them off. How the hell is Gummi going to eat?! They better give him some money or bitch is going to start eating small animals and children!
 
Not only that, how is he going to pay to fix a staph infection on his leg! LOL! TMZ reports that Gummi contracted some flesh eating bacteria that his left his body full of sores. He told TMZ, "I am literally being eating alive!" Um….that could take years if not decades.
 
He's apparently on this crap called Zyvox which costs $4,000! He can just borrow some from Paris. Above is Gummi at Paris' Malibu pad this past weekend.
 
Image: Splash
 
 
 
Our commenting rules are pretty simple: If you make any overly offensive comment (racist, bigoted, etc..) or go way off topic when not in an Open Post, your comments will be deleted and you will be banned. If you see an offensive or spammy comment you think should be deleted, flag it for the mods and they'll be forever grateful and give you their first born (although, you probably don't want that).

src="https://c.statcounter.com/922697/0/f674ac4a/1/"
alt="drupal analytics" >