Jordan Talks Shit, LITERALLY

August 19, 2007 / Posted by:
I think I'm falling back in love with Jordan. She will talk about anything and everything. She has already told us that Peter Andre's dick is the size of a remote control and that he veets his asshole. This time she's talking crap.
Strangely enough, Jordan said she's willing to try anything to keep her sex life with Peter alive. “I have a wee on the toilet in front of him, but I’d never have a poo in front of Pete, unless it was a sexual act!”
I don't think she's joking. Taking a dump in front of someone is an art form. I have a hard enough time doing it in front of a mirror let alone another human. I don't mind doing it front of my dog though. He shits in front of me. It's something we share, a real bond.
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