August 19, 2007 / Posted by: Michael K
I'm sorry, Zach Barf has to be one of the most unsexiest things on the planet. I'm the whore of whores and I don't even think I'd let that in. Ok, if I was really drunk, the bar was dark and my contacts dried up and fell out of my eyes, he would probably look semi-decent. He just looks like a bird. Bird mouths make the worst kissers. They kiss like they are sucking on a lemon.
I know you would get with that though. Here's Zach washing his Porsche.
Source: Celebrity Babylon
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