August 19, 2007 / Posted by: Michael K
Wannabe popstar and cousin to Britney Spears, Alli Sims, was a guest at Paris Hilton's Malibu beach party yesterday. Alli is a true friend to all celebrities! She should stick with Paris. They have more in common. No-talent bores who will do whatever it takes to get famous.
Alli do us all a favor and skip trying to be famous and jump right to writing that Brit Spears tell-all! If you want to sing, you can even turn it into an album. Just give me the dirt!
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