Riddle Me This….Is This Bitch Hot?
August 18, 2007 / Posted by: Michael K
I've asked several hos if they thought Adam Levine of Maroon 5 was a hot piece and every damn ho said NO. Which sort of shocks me since I asked straight up hookers who would easily suck a dick for a Diet Rite not even a Diet Coke. You know who you are.
I think he's the dreamiest of dreamboats. Like I would let him do caca times in my mouth if that's what he wanted. Yes, it's like that and yes that's a pretty disgusting image. Thank God, it's almost cocktail hour.
Anyway, here's Adam on the "Today" show yesterday.
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