August 17, 2007 / Posted by:
Amy WINO is reportedly safe and sound in a rehab clinic, but before she checked herself in she helped herself to a magazine without paying. Amy paid for a few items at a store near her house, but then glanced over at the cash register before grabbing "New Musical Express" magazine and walked out without paying.  
That's how crackheads do it! She probably thought it came with her purchases. Bitch is broke! Heroin is not cheap! She really should've asked the pap taking the pictures for a dolla or two. 
Don't laugh! Britney probably does this on an hourly basis. She just doesn't get caught. 
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