August 17, 2007 / Posted by:
Jack Nicholson is getting old! According to Page Six , a friend of Jack's said that he constantly has to keep drinking water, because his saliva glands have stopped working.
This friend said, "Jack's saliva glands stopped working, so he has to continually drink water to swallow anything." 
A rep for Jack did not comment.
Don't worry Jack if we ever make out, I'll give you some of my spit to swap.
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